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Boat

A thing that rocks on wet stuff
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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pontune boat

A twin-hulled watercraft dat plays music.
After da radio-and-Victrola-blasting Hullabaloos irresponsibly wrecked da Margoletta motor cruiser, I wonder if they switched to a pontune boat for more "stable" water-based regaling of da shoreline residents with their awful jazz and dance numbers?
by QuacksO October 22, 2025
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Dragon Boating

Two old lady lesbians going down hard on each other. Like motorboating but with extra skin flapping around (neck, arm, jowls, etc..)
Those old dikes were dragon boating the shit out of each other.
by PartyTimeRex666 March 20, 2025
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discord boats

The most money hungry bot listing site you will ever find, usually referred to as DISCORD BOATS Used to be named DISCORD BOATS LIST. The owner apparently weighs at around 400kg.
Guy 1: Yo can we invite MEE6
Guy 2: Oh fo sho 1 sec I'll open top.gg
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT SO MANY ADS AND TRACKING
Guy 1: That's what happens when you use discord boats
Guy 2: Ah fuck it I'll just go to mee6.xyz
#bot list#bots#discord#listing#website#mee6#bot
by fuckOffDiscordBoatsAndFuckGays January 14, 2020
mugGet the discord boatsmug.

Bubble Boating

When yo girl dresses like mrs puff and you do your drivers test on her back
When I renewed my license I celebrated with since bubble boating
by bitchrsbewet November 6, 2014
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Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.
by KC Export January 14, 2022
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