Dan

someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.

me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore!

my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.

by therathoe May 6, 2019

DAN

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by suckmydick:)big September 13, 2020

Dan

Short for disapproving stan, the ultimate reversal of a stan, a Dan is obsessed with taking someone down, instead of being obsessed in their approval of somebody. A Dan may act very extreme in their dissaproval, or be a simple hater, there are many types of Dans. A Dan is typically more dangerous than a stan, because they hate somebody instead of being a fan of theirs. A Dan is on a whole other level when it comes to being insane, a stan typically would not do anything to harm a person they like, which makes sense, a Dan will actually go out of their way to harass an individual, because of their disliking of them.

"I just got my house raided by the FBI"
"Must be one of those crazy Dans calling the TIP line"

by Boy #34 in your bedroom January 1, 2022

DAN

DAN = Dumb Ass N****r.

Jared is a nice guy really, but sometimes he can be such a DAN.

by Gershom247 May 25, 2023

dan move

When you fuck your grade school teacher

My brother pulled a dan move by really fucking his grade school teacher hard

by isfrael September 10, 2021

Dan Adamsoned

The process of having as many relationships in a year. Usually despised by exes, or still loved my them. Either it is a term used to describe the ultimate grandmaster god leader of the fuck boy community. Sometimes is alright at football, but is a cunt to anyone on the pitch.

He dumped me after 1 week, and he used me because I touched his willy. I was Dan adamsoned.

by Jizzlamic State September 17, 2018

Flashing the Dan

A variant on the texas lawnmower whereby you rip your shirt off at the same time.

Honey I fancy flashing the dan tonight

by Zebraman77 July 2, 2019