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Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL
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The show is great because it's very funny and has a lot of jokes, also it's really relatable. You can watch it for free on YouTube and Tubi now.
The show is great because it's very funny and has a lot of jokes, also it's really relatable. You can watch it for free on YouTube and Tubi now.
Person 1: Yo have you heard of Dan Vs?
Person 2: Yeah! I have, my favorite character is Chris, what about you?
Person 1: My favorite character is Dan!
Person 2: Yeah! I have, my favorite character is Chris, what about you?
Person 1: My favorite character is Dan!
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When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.
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