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Dans Advocate

On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).
Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)
by inntheknow March 18, 2022
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Dan

*Dan is amazing at making Bieber edits*
by Gordan123213321 July 30, 2021
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clam dan

It means that some one is extremely sexual and needs to calm down
Stop making conversations sexual god clam down clam dan verb
by Slobster February 8, 2018
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dans ma trousse

The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...
French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."
by glebus June 17, 2024
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Dan Nickerson

A type of humanoid lizard that can slink under and inbetween doorways will always pull the seniority card with other lizards of similar status
I should’ve got first pick of the vehicles!”
“Dude your acting like a real dan Nickerson
by Schlick Cognitto July 19, 2025
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danning the clock

when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.
stop danning the clock its only the 2nd qtr
by phillipchuntz December 31, 2011
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Dan Breezing

when one is cold...''man im 'DAN' today.....ha ha his friend replys. im dan breezing too
by Jimmyallslang March 6, 2012
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