Dan

An absolute Twat who’s never on his fookin phone and doesn’t ever reply to anyone when they are trying to set something up

He never answers his phone.
What a Dan.

by The huuuge Cheese May 30, 2021

Dan Hill

The strongest and most handsome man alive. Women love him; men want to be him. He is also funny.

Dan Hill does not require an example.

by That urban guy June 1, 2021

dan shearn

Dan Shearn is an amazing person very cute and funny and lovable and tho he thinks he is he is not fat he is such a gd person to b around even tho he plays fortnite if u have a person called Dan Shearn in ur life KEEP HIM x

girl: hey Kayla who’s that
Kayla: oh that’s Dan Shearn he is like sooo fit
girl: do u like him then
Kayla: Urm yesssss

by Itsthatgurl June 5, 2021

Dan

Its a wonderful man with strict parents and angry issues

I saw Dan last friday

by jdjsbbebbr June 6, 2021

Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 4, 2024

Dan

A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.

When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.

by thegrimm15 September 6, 2024

Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024