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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
mugGet the Wind off a stonemug.

William Stone

Oops, I definitely kissed him in the woods and streaked and played spin the bottle in Chatmoss back in 2007.
His mom was like WILLIAM STONE I'MMA BEAT DAT ASS
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
mugGet the William Stonemug.

morning bone and stone

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up
by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023
mugGet the morning bone and stonemug.

Stone Malone

Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"
Player 1: Bro I got finessed by stone
Player 2: Bro got stone maloned, the L is massive
by zeussybaka February 12, 2025
mugGet the Stone Malonemug.

Titan Stone

An absolute sick kunt. Extremely aggressive and direct, having an inflated ego that is usually over exaggerated. Best gamer in the land.
I just got shit on in Val, I must have went against Titan Stone.
by Titan Stone February 20, 2022
mugGet the Titan Stonemug.

on stone

When you are merching/putting something on something. When someone says on stone, you know it's serious. It's something not to be played with or taken lightly, by any means.
On stone, they disrespect scrapp nem again, we gone have to slide!
by Tyrone Lashaundra April 30, 2025
mugGet the on stonemug.

stone

i just bought a new stone
by floridajhi August 28, 2020
mugGet the stonemug.

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