Meat Parka

Similar to a "meat vest" Meat parka refers to an individual who is fatter than fat, and therefore looks as though he/she is wearing a parka fashioned from meat.

"Damn look at that meat parka!"
Also see "Meat Vest"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

Meat Mucus

Cum,Semen,Jizz,Spooge,Sperm,Spunk

mouth my man muscle marvolously til i make meat mucus all over your mammaries

by BrenanC August 11, 2008

drift meat

A girl who doesn't complain or stop someone who cock drifts her.

Guy 1: "Man, i slipped out and landed in her ass, and she didnt make me stop. i was in heaven!"
Guy 2: "Ah, drift meat. ::high five!:: those chicks usually let you a2m them after."

by guardLK October 1, 2008

faux meat

Dildo, as in fake meat.

"He's in Denver so I've been resorting to faux meat for pleasure. Damn him!"

by den angel January 17, 2009

Meat Fork

A sexual maneuver of the hand, like The Shocker, but without using the index finger.

Girl was tight as shit, G, I had to give dat bitch the Meat Fork!

by ekbm January 23, 2009

meat dress

Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.

So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.

by MeatDressKilla January 11, 2014

meat turd

A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.

Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?

by Eman84 May 15, 2014