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camryn Olive

The name for a person who frequently responds to snaps containing entire paragraphs with a photo of the same corner of her forehead. She has never even considered dating anybody. Nobody knows what her type is, but it is certainly NOT tall, intelligent, popular dirty blondes who are passionate leaders and have abnormally large penises. It is widely believed that she, in fact, does not even like men due to her running away from everything even slightly hard, including but certainly not limited to her Junior year in SGA. She only applied to Catholic schools because she knows that she would get converted to Satanism within hours of attending a “liberal” public school. For safety reasons, experts have noted that if you see her within 10 feet of a Beef O’Brady’s or a hill, it is best to make like “She” and become both a runner and a track star. If for whatever odd reason you decide to attract her, it is best to use deep connections between the New Testament and the Old Testament or misogynistic jokes. She wants to have an Occupational Therapy career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. Anyways, go Girenes, whatever the fuck that is (or Burning Bushes for those who are cultured)
Person 1: Yo is that the girl that was twerking on Christopher Ice after drinking too much of the Blood of Christ last night?

Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive
by Billian Lodeur July 29, 2021
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oliver

Very sexy daddy that is also extremly short and underweight. he barely likes to eat anything except cock and sandwitches
ohh yes daddy oliver
by ihaten September 11, 2023
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Oliver Starfish

When a short king gets all the way into a vagina and gets into starfish position ( all four arms and legs extended) and satisfies all aspects of the vaginal walls.
After running a train, the last short king dropped an Oliver Starfish and blew us out of the water
by GONMAD May 13, 2025
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Oliver

Oliver has a 16 inch wood
by Anonymous277394956226 June 20, 2022
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Oliver

an annoying person who thinks they're all that bcuz they have mod👿👿👿
I do not like oliver
by The Thruth Dictionary November 23, 2021
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Oliver

the most kind hearted funny smart brilliant gorgeous person im so grateful to have in my life i couldn’t imagine anyone else but him!meeting oliver can be unexpected yet it’s the best accident one will ever make. he’s intelligent and capable of cool things. he’s caring and patient and really really cute.
“oliver is an oliver”
by ratty rat May 13, 2024
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Olive Garden

Just a casual American restaurant chain for the commoners. Serves typical Americanized Italian dishes made by unskilled college students who are just learning how to cook. Food is decent at best, as one would expect. Most often the place where a typical guy would ask a girl out to, as well as a freshman's first job.

Comparable to the Canadian restaurant chains "Swiss Chalet" and "East Side Marios".
Guy 1: Just got my first job at Olive Garden!
Guy 2: Nice!
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