Brawl Hands

While and after playing brawl. When your hands become super wet and clammy.

Person A: "Dude you need lube?"
Person B: "Na, I got Brawl Hands!"

Person A: "WTF IS THAT!!"
Person B: "Oh, that's cancer"
Person A: "NO DUDE YOUR HANDS!"
Person B: "Oh, that's brawl hands"

by a1exxxxxxx December 21, 2008

Hand Trolley

When you receive a hand job from someone, ie getting 'jerked off'. See hand shandy.

Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, where the hell have you been?"

Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."

Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"

Guy 2: "Fo sho."

Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009

hand pudding

the art of eating, with a spoon, the sticky, thick substance left in your (or a friend's)hand after male ejaculation.

after andrew came, mitchell used a plastic spoon and enjoyed his hand pudding.

by sloppi papi April 11, 2009

rape hands

when a single bachelor owns cats, plays with said cats, and then has scratches on arms and hands and looks like a freak of nature.

Coworker: Dude, what did you get into this weekend? What's with your rape hands, you sketch ball.

DudewithRapeHands: Oh, I just hung out, played with my cats and worked on some C+ programming.

by NoahBuddy October 7, 2013

beer hand

when your hand is wet and cold from holding a beer can or another cold drink

I'd shake hands with you, but I've got beer hands.

by lanky9 November 14, 2009

hand fairy

a baseball or basketball jock that loves man-loving. They particularly like to catch balls and throw their balls at other men. They will never let go of someone's balls before throughly fondling it. They like to get naked and have butt sex in the locker room and showers. They love to use their hands to stroke the balls of the other jocks. They are the type of men who refuse to have a girls' sports team because they would have less room for gay sex with other ass-obsessed jocks. They also refuse to wear a uniform that does not immediately communicate to everyone what a flamer they are. They can usually be seen touching each other's asses before any game starts to show each other the butt-loving commitment they make to each other.

Guy: Look at that hand fairy. He loves to feel that jock's balls.
Dude: I know. He can't keep his hands off those balls.

by Tank6 June 16, 2008

fishing hand

A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!

Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.

by j hawk August 31, 2010