broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.

MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.

by roberst September 6, 2011

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Date Tape

When someone films a sex tape without the knowledge of the other party.

Aliyah was astounded when she found it she was a victim of date tape after finding Cameron’s camera

by LadS July 3, 2018

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Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!

Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

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Romantic dates

If your born on may 1st means your in luck because being born from may 1st-June 5th is when you find your lucky mate. If your mate was born in that time and so were you, it’s a match made in heaven

My bae and I were born in in the romantic dates

by Lovely hoe January 5, 2020

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date

when two people go out to do an activity together and there is a possibility for them to end up engaging in SEXUAL activities otherwise it is not a date !

we went out on a date last friday (horse riding) and ended up having sex !!!

by dayminoss October 6, 2022

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