Hand Trolley

When you receive a hand job from someone, ie getting 'jerked off'. See hand shandy.

Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, where the hell have you been?"

Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."

Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"

Guy 2: "Fo sho."

Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009

hand jobber

Term for asian woman that preforms happy ending massages

Look at that korean in the higs heels and short skirt. She is for sure a hand jobber.

by Pool Guy4L June 18, 2010

beer hand

when your hand is wet and cold from holding a beer can or another cold drink

I'd shake hands with you, but I've got beer hands.

by lanky9 November 14, 2009

birthday hand

The practice of hitting the birthday celebrant the same number of times as their age. Common in Trinidad and Tobago.

Richard: "How's your shoulder boy?"
Darrell: "After those 27 birthday hand you all hit me yesterday it's still a little sore"
Richard: "Happy Birthday man"

by rmjb April 7, 2008

hand pudding

the art of eating, with a spoon, the sticky, thick substance left in your (or a friend's)hand after male ejaculation.

after andrew came, mitchell used a plastic spoon and enjoyed his hand pudding.

by sloppi papi April 11, 2009

thug hands

When you got quick hands that get a lot of steals in basketball.

Person #1: Damn, you keep picking my pocket.

Person #2: I know. I got thug hands.

by baller0239 August 2, 2011

rape hands

when a single bachelor owns cats, plays with said cats, and then has scratches on arms and hands and looks like a freak of nature.

Coworker: Dude, what did you get into this weekend? What's with your rape hands, you sketch ball.

DudewithRapeHands: Oh, I just hung out, played with my cats and worked on some C+ programming.

by NoahBuddy October 7, 2013