Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

Mountain Stacks

Especially large breasts.

Lady 1: Don’t worry, sweetie! This old woman will show you the way to be a proper lady!
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’

by redbirds003 December 14, 2024

Mountain thighs

Mountain thighs are bigger, juicer,thicker,bouncier,jigglier,and more stackable than thunder thighs

"look at that girls mountain thighs!"

by Nathaniel the great December 14, 2024

Mountain Monkey

Derogatory term for mountainous inhabiting people often used against people originating from Greece, Armenia, Lebanon, Dagestan, Afghanistan etc. along with people of Kurdish ancestry.

“Look at those Mountain Monkeys parading around that Gyro shop”

by Undergroundwardog January 6, 2025

Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.

The mountain jews sold me a water chicken.

by Leixx January 14, 2025

Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.

"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"

"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."

by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025

Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.

"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."

by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025