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Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible
Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.
by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019
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Tyler Dunkin Mooney

A person who is your best friend for almost two years and then after winter break they change into a complete and utter B**CH. You have a crush on them and they have a crush on you too. You finally actually tell them and they ghost you. You ask them to a dance and they say that they're not available on that day. You are in class together for both of those two years. You have so many inside jokes about a kid who moved and was rude to you and him. You give him your number and he just ghosts you even more. And then you moved and he changed so much and you don't have a crush on the current him but still have a crush on the old him.
You: I really like Tyler Dunkin Mooney he's so nice.
Two years later
You: He is so rude and he changed so much.
by Very VeryAnonymous November 28, 2019
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big ting moose

Peng person who giz u a cig
Big ting moose around da corner go get stocked
by Dis lad December 17, 2019
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four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded
She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!
by Jake #1 March 8, 2020
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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body
Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
nah bro I’m sober as a moose”
by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
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no ur a moose

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.
*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE
by UhmYeahSure April 6, 2021
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Typhon of Rivia(Moose)

A really fat white boy who hasn't passed algebra 2 yet. Has a nerdy voice and tries to act tough on discord.com.
Tyrell: yo did you hear that Typhon of Rivia(Moose) got slammed by Apollo?

Amir: the fat white kid who uses big words on discord.com?

Tyrell: yeah
by Evrrr July 14, 2022
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