by The Slizzard Wizard March 27, 2025
Get the Machinemug. when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"
person two " sorry didn't mean to"
person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"
person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
person two " sorry didn't mean to"
person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"
person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
Get the machine gun bluesmug. Slot Machining, also known as Dick Cracking, is when the male genitals are pushed down in a certain way causing a ligament "crack" sound and forces the penis to bounce back up like a Slot Machine lever.
Slot Machining feels good, try it.
Slot Machining feels good, try it.
"Dude, I was having sex last night with Lyndrid and I got Slot Machined!"
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."
by syphs January 8, 2023
Get the Slot Machiningmug. 
(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020
Get the Whiskey Time-Machinemug. A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.
Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "
by Dschizo May 11, 2018
Get the bucking washing machinemug.