Lock

something made to be picked

Kid 1: you know I picked on the lock and stole everything inside
Kid 2: you fucking legend
Teacher: You 2 are expelled

by Urban Dick Admin May 13, 2019

lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.

"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."

by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019

lickotine

When someone who smokes or chews dip, etc. licks your body but you feel a sticky, gunky feeling where the saliva “residue” is from their tongue.

He licked my back up and down but the lickotine feeling was so nasty, I lost my hard on.

by boy paul June 17, 2019

Lockeras

A tall handsome loving guy they call him Lockeras also goes by Locks for short... Very humble but don't take his kindness for weakness... Good to have on your team

Guy "Is that Lockeras, didn't he want to whip you?

Guys friend "don't make eye contact" You see how tall he is? Those monkey arms will knock me out cold

by **Da Besttest** June 21, 2019

lackofpooliosis

Condition brought on by lack of personal backyard swimming pool

Installing a swimming pool in my backyard cured my lackofpooliosis.

by CupcakeAly June 22, 2019

Locker Pickles

When you make bootleg pickles in your locker.

“Yo, my mom packed cucumbers again”
“We finna make locker pickles!!!!”

by MintyST April 8, 2019