jordan and javier

Two people who luv to fuck

Man jordan and Javier r cute

by Bbydonthurtme September 13, 2021

Stupido Jordan

That kid with a semi mullet who thinks hes funny but really isnt.

Stupido Jordan Just Sucks Man

by wefnbf.,dweoifjr December 6, 2021

Jordan Knapper

A man of value and high intelligence. A true trailblazer.

I just spoke with Jordan Knapper today and I have to say this guy is going to do great things!

by LiptonJohn$7 March 18, 2025

Jordan

A fat kid with the worst of jokes. He never really pulls any woman and gets picked on by them quite often. Jordan says he has his life set but he’s truly falling apart on the inside. His best friend is his right hand.

“You are so ugly, you must be a Jordan”
“That joke was lame you must have heard it from Jordan”

by Downrightmean September 12, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.

Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.

by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022

national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.

“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day”
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s”

by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023

Jordan

This Nigga Gets More Pussy than you Ever will

That Nigga Jordan Hot As Fuck, Im Tryna Have A ThreeSome on god...

by TayNoodlez On IG June 23, 2019