by solarcupids December 24, 2022
Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.
<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.
Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.
Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
by !JayAm! December 13, 2021
Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.
Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.
Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
by Bertie Big Bollox December 09, 2010
The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
by AnthonyBigShield March 03, 2020
The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.
I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
by Starshine Ember September 08, 2020
Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
by AlexOfTheSeas December 20, 2020
The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
by Meathole69 October 06, 2018