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hose bed

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.
Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.
by BurningMedic August 21, 2020
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bed set

The place where a person sleeps, usually consisting of: a mattress, sheets, blankets, pillows.
That chick that Baumann plowed last night messed up his bed set.
by aaronb41 August 21, 2008
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bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019
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bed rotting

bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up
person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’
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shook the bed

You shouldn't have Shook the Bed on me.
by Ether April 5, 2023
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Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.
Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
by Pointman411 February 26, 2023
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roasting bed

1. a bed that's too hot
2. a bed that roasts you when you lie down or sit on the bed
by DMreal July 16, 2022
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