Filthy Deluxe

Two people simultaneously shitting on your chest, one with diarrhoea being optimal.

He came round last night with his bestie and gave me a filthy deluxe.

by Filthyfilthy October 5, 2017

filtergasm

The intense orgasm achieved when seeing the results of using just the right filter when taking photos of your neighbour's naked dog

When I saw the starbusrt effect on Fido's tail I was so delighted I had an instant filtergasm.

by PlippityPloppity October 5, 2017

fifty wiper

When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about

Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper

by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017

Filthy Pumpkins

A variation of the Filthy Sanchez, but using pumpkin pie filling instead of feces. After climaxing, the (usually) man crosses his hands and points his fingers a la David S. Pumpkins and yells "ANY QUESTIONS?"

We had some leftover pumpkin pie filling at Thanskgiving, so we decided to do a Filthy Pumpkins for a change of pace.

by herbnderbin November 21, 2017

FILTH

Father I’d Like To Hump

I’m not attracted to him, but the fact that he’s a stay at home dad makes him a definite FILTH

by BOUS Master December 14, 2017

filthy biscut

When a guy fucks his girl then busts in her then shits in and on her cooch.

I hate that skank I'm going to give he r a filthy biscut.

by Kingandpope December 22, 2017

filthy bohemian

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, however you replace the moustache with a tiny hipster beard.

Met this gal at the club last night. A little mellow jazz and some PBR and she was ready for the filthy bohemian.

by richard gurgler January 13, 2018