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Chuck Norris and Friends
(n)Pronoun/formal/ An elite task force, a badass force, originating in the early 1970's.
The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.
The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.
Dumb teen #1: "When I grow up, I wanna be part of Chuck Norris and Friends"
Smart teen #1:"LOL! Jesus your stupid"
Smart teen #1:"LOL! Jesus your stupid"
Chuck Norris and Friends by Gizzo94 April 4, 2009
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National Fake Friends Day
This is a day where you call a bitch out and post them, or you just drop them. This day is especially made for those in your life that seem like they're never happy when you're happy. The listed date is January 1st
National Fake Friends Day by just some random ass kid November 28, 2019
Wilmington Friends School
A private Quaker school that consists of intelligent, athletic, funny, beautiful, hot, outstanding, incredible, all around amazing, top notch students.. oh wait, not anymore, '09 is gone..
"where are the lolcatz?" "gone"
"Oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one "
"so who's suspended this week?" "no one"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "gone."
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "their gone"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" "no."
"yo man party this weekend?" "no we havent done that since 09"
"whos yelling butt sex?" "no one"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" "no"
"is it hammertime?" "not anymore"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "yes"
"why are all the teachers bored" "09 isn't here to entertain"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" "it sucks because 09 is gone."
"Oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one "
"so who's suspended this week?" "no one"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "gone."
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "their gone"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" "no."
"yo man party this weekend?" "no we havent done that since 09"
"whos yelling butt sex?" "no one"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" "no"
"is it hammertime?" "not anymore"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "yes"
"why are all the teachers bored" "09 isn't here to entertain"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" "it sucks because 09 is gone."
Wilmington Friends School by 09hammertime November 27, 2009
wilmington Friends school
a school in wilmington DE for rich prep kids, where to apply it costs $40.00, and they dont even put the tuition on the front page, on of those things where if you have to ask then you cant afford it
wilmington Friends school by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005
Turds with Friends
Playing Words with Friends, whilst sitting on the toilet. You get a personal bonis if you play a poop themed word.
Phil: <IM through WWF> I just played effluvia, I get a bunch of points and a personal bonus>
Bob: <IM through WWF> F-U, great Turds with Friends!
Bob: <IM through WWF> F-U, great Turds with Friends!
Turds with Friends by nextdaycorn January 2, 2012