Dylan

Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.

This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.

"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"

“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds”

“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”

by iGibby April 15, 2020

dylan castro

Grand child of former Prime Minseter of Cuba also known as Fidel Castro. He was born in Florida in November. It is unclear what year he was born in but we do know he is in the Hernando area of Florida

Dylan castro is Relative of Fidel castro

by Crist bow May 23, 2021

Dylan

A huge nonce who like to fuck children.

Fuck off dylan you fat fucking cunt.

by WIS69 January 9, 2020

Dylan

illegal

dylan how did you make it over the wall?

by YEET882288 April 9, 2022

Dylan santalucia

a bald weak nigga who has no friends, dated Maddie Vandervort and wants to fuck gabby udasco.

Donate: yo is that kid getting beat up over there?

Drew: yeah hes pulling a dylan santalucia

by huddy is funny November 2, 2018

dylan

insanely tall and attractive person who has no hair and has a rash who sexes a lot of girls and dudes.

Damn hyou see dylan over there? He has sex a lot of girls and dudes:) i know, he really does know how to pull all genders.
DYLAN is defines as. the love of everyones life

by Babydayday August 29, 2022

dylan

dylan is the greatest person ever you would be happy to have a dylan in your life he rages 24/7 in four square but is okkkkk i guess. He is mexican and plays baseball. everyone would be happy with a dylan

dylan your banned

by hfjdksm February 27, 2019