Lady Douche

Its basically a stereotypical douche bag, but in lady form. Otherwise known as a kayla park, walking around like she's all that AND a bag of chips

She put on her lady douche glasses and was hoping to get it in tonight, because she knows she can.

by kayfaye29 May 24, 2011

regal douche

a.k.a "king douche" a regal douche is a douche deserving a more severe title

Dwight, the forty year old shelf stocker at Wal-Mart is a regal douche

by piss off May 9, 2005

Douche Bag

1. A jerk

2. An Asshole

3. Someone With turbo aids

4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.

What the fuck that guy is a fucking Douche Bag

by Josh AKA Jesus from mc February 27, 2009

Douche Captain

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

by giber1 December 15, 2008

Disposable Douche

A co-worker who is a douche and is also so completely useless that they are considered disposable.

That Brett guy is always so Jolly, but he's a Disposable Douche

by ohio sailor January 14, 2009

Lake douche

The act of getting water blasted into ones pussy while have sex in the lake!

"Billy Banks gave Nicole G. the lake douche last night."

by blax555 August 5, 2014

Snapchat douche

A person who uses the social networking app, snapchat, purely to show off to other friends their whereabouts with intentions of making their friends jealous and possibly left out. Often snapchat douches are self centered and have low self esteem because they constantly need others to know that they are doing something.

Person 1:"Hey, is anyone hanging out tonight?"

Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."

*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told

Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"

by Feely7 October 22, 2013