The act of woman giving a man a proper rim job ("eating out" the anal cavity), then choosing to clean the shit out of her teeth by flossing with his pubic hair.
"After my girlfriend gave me a rim job, she asked for a piece of gum. I told her i didn't have any gum, but if she she really needed to, she could give me the dirty dentist."
by phantompooper March 12, 2008
1. A condition that occurs when a fist, covered with a boxing glove, is inserted into another persons anus without the benefit of prior lubrication.
2. A form of sexual forplay where a exceptionally large hand or fist is inserted into the rectum while being covered with an even larger object (i.e. gloves, brass knuckles, wool mittens).
2. A form of sexual forplay where a exceptionally large hand or fist is inserted into the rectum while being covered with an even larger object (i.e. gloves, brass knuckles, wool mittens).
by Trickmasta T. Shizzle November 29, 2010
During the course of anal sex a female or male begins to shit while a dick is still inside the ass. What makes it a dirty twinkie is when a bit of the shit goes inside the dick hole.
John: Wow, it's getting kind of hot in your ass.
Jane: That's because I'm giving you a dirty twinkie.
John: You nasty bitch! I'll get infected!
Jane: Don't worry I love the filling.
Jane: That's because I'm giving you a dirty twinkie.
John: You nasty bitch! I'll get infected!
Jane: Don't worry I love the filling.
by Daizzle Baizzle July 18, 2009
by Awft April 08, 2020
What the hell are you doing?
I'm just pulling a dirty Max because my girlfriend let one rip earlier and I nearly died.
I'm just pulling a dirty Max because my girlfriend let one rip earlier and I nearly died.
by schlup123 March 25, 2016
1. A person whose thoughts are perverted and simple ideas and sentence become filthy, sexual, or gory inside their heads.
Paul: You want a banana?
Jerry: Eww man sick. I don't roll that way.
Paul: Dude you have a dirty mind. All I was doing was ofeering you a piece of tropical fruit.
Jerry: Uh you sick bastard!
Paul: (sigh) Here we go again.
Jerry: Eww man sick. I don't roll that way.
Paul: Dude you have a dirty mind. All I was doing was ofeering you a piece of tropical fruit.
Jerry: Uh you sick bastard!
Paul: (sigh) Here we go again.
by Kalekona May 01, 2006
If I was with you right now, I'd push you down on your bed, and climb on top of you. I'd kiss you slowly, passionately, running one hand through your hair while I talk dirty in your ear. My other hand would work it's way down your body till I reached your ****. I'd unzip them slowly and reach my hand inside to feel your hard, thick, long...
Something like that? And then ask him what he'd do in return... basically you're gonna end up writing out a sex scene on your phone... like story time! hehe
Something like that? And then ask him what he'd do in return... basically you're gonna end up writing out a sex scene on your phone... like story time! hehe
by RayRay17 April 06, 2014