David dick

1. Larger than life dick

2.When you take enough extenze or penis enlarging pills to finally achieve a "David dick"

I finally slept with a David. He got that David dick
That David gibbs will take your soul

by Daviddick November 7, 2021

David bromberg

A straight, white, male. Seems narcissist but when you get to know him he's truly sweet and really kind. Unfortunately, he does have some weird kinks. But it's ok.

- that guy seems like a fuck boy
- david bromberg?? Nahh, he's a sweety pie, he just doesn't show it

by BbyZikada October 31, 2020

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

David Hirsch

He is your weird English teacher. He loves puns and hates when you sneeze in his class. David will make fun of you in class and not feel bad about it. He also has an odd grading scale and “doesn’t believe in percentages”. He has retired from teaching and freshmen will never have to go through his English class again.

Wow, you’re such a David Hirsch.

by A Tale of Two Cities July 27, 2019

Ian David

Ian David is a big melon

Omd ian David you are such a melon

by Autistic melt June 4, 2018

David Russo

Having gigantic dick and james horder is jealous

James: I wish is was david he has a huge dick.
David: Last night a hooked up with this chick that had a tite pussy so i destroyed it.

David Russo is someone who has a big cock

by Notdavid365 December 9, 2019

David Irving

Holocaust denying douche, who used that fact that he is a historian as a shield to deny he was, and still is a neo-nazi, actually sued someone, who stated he was a holocaust denier, he lost the case. Now is in prison in Austria, for stating the Holocaust is a lie.

Oh and he was a big supporter of apartheid in South Africa.

David Irving is now in Prison, I hope he enjoys his shower buddies.

by SiD Hawth October 17, 2006