over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over on the kitchen counter

She went on an over-the-counter date

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

Date Bombed

When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.

My psycho bitch wife date bombed me

by Pudhud12 July 7, 2021

dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.

Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.

by mlhiss March 19, 2020

Date

Required quality time prior to sex

You're so hot, I'd love to take you on a date.

by ITExec September 15, 2020

jeep date

Taking a lover out into the wilderness where few vehicles can travel, ( impressing them) therefor leaving them aroused and ready to test the durability of the backseat.

Hey babe I think tonight would be a beautiful night for a jeep date, it'll be fun!

by GingerGrizzly October 5, 2016

Second date dance

The second date dance is commonly known as when the guy preforms an agressive and weird dance infront of the girl to impress her. This usually happens in about 80% of second dates.

"Yeah. He did the second date dance and idk if i should go for a third date because he didn't do the dance right."

by biscuits4life April 10, 2024

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022