dan moment

a moment in time when you get a boner in school infront of your teacher who doesn't care about ur muscles and also you're into kids

that's a real dan moment

by anonymous February 28, 2024

Dan

Another word for a simp. A dan will try way too hard with a girl and will ALWAYS put a them in front of the boys. When confronted he will deny it but it is common knowledge that the word simp and dan are synonymous.

"That kid jack over there is trying way too hard right now"

"That kids always been such a Dan"

by heebie201 November 15, 2020

Dan roach

Sexiest man you'll ever meet, often cannot be found like finding a rare pokemon.

Sam: Yo I think I just found Dan Roach Ashik: ye man that guy was pretty fit tbf

by Big Tube January 6, 2023

Dan william

Dan William is a really hot dude that could Get with anyone

“See that guy over there?” “Oh Yeah hes a total dan william!”

by Exemoblueberry November 21, 2021

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

Hillbilly Dan

That one friend who is country at heart but is very progressive in his beliefs.

Yo that kid Luke from brick house is such a hillbilly dan

by Brick house hoe October 3, 2021

Dans wench

A girl who wants him so much when his ex girlfriend leaves

Penny is dans wench she only got dan cause leeann doesn’t want him

by Whitelines84 July 11, 2018