dan

when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.

dan likes men

by demurious December 15, 2024

Dan

A true believer and servant of the deity goddess of VWAP, they are often subject to intense discrimination but although they have been stifled for years, their "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s can be heard for miles around

*Loud Autistic noises in the background*
Oh no, the DANS are reeing again

by VWAPGUIDEUS August 25, 2021

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

Doing a dan

Delaying your wedding due to covid and pissing off your friends in the process.

"Oh no, he's doing a dan, we're going to have to redo all the bookings for the villa and the flights"
"He's a right dan"

by Hawky1984 July 27, 2021

Big dan

Fat gipo who smells funny an has many STDs he's could from his mum an sister also his nan who lost her teeth on the big wheel at the gipo fair

Ye look like big Dan

by Owen dono September 29, 2018

dan the ufo

a big ufo that floats around the world. People are scared.

Moili "Hey Roina did you see that Ufo?"
Roina "It must be Dan The UFO"

by Cray cray ray fish June 5, 2018

Dan

will suck your pickle for a nickel and will use his big body to rub your pickle

do you want a nickel Dan

by THE REAL RAT MAN February 27, 2022