Floppy Donkey 

The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!

When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey

Floppy Donkey by samps daddy January 26, 2011

riding the donkey

Sex with a woman with a big booty.

See that girl over there with the big booty? I'm gonna be riding the donkey tonight.

riding the donkey by Dolphan April 23, 2006

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled

when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)

have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009

panicked donkey

Someone who is afraid to commit to the person he's dating, and becomes panicky whenever things start to get serious in the relationship. The panicked donkey is known for his very wide eyes, and stubborn refusal to move.

Jack: Jill invited me to have dinner with her parents. I completely froze. I was such a panicked donkey.

Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!

panicked donkey by BayAreaBlondie March 15, 2008

compton donkey 

some bitch who lets her kids wander round the hood while she sits at home high on crack...

look at tha compton donkey

compton donkey by iceberguk July 16, 2006

sucks donkey balls 

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

sucks donkey balls by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

lagoon donkey

a fucking ugly woman

shit you look like a lagoon donkey

lagoon donkey by fwaaf September 16, 2002