coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023

Coffee creamer

A slur for lightskins

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer

by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025

Coffee Loft

A place to sit and drink coffee or mocha ice rage, it is located in Fairhope Alabama.

I'm at the Coffee Loft.

by Rachelianna Marie. January 12, 2009

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

coffee

domenic's only thing that makes him happy

Most of 7L: You're too young for coffee
Domenic: I need coffee to live,

by yoga19 August 19, 2019

Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021

Phillips Coffee

A brewing machine that strange fruit under the popplier of the chimney grows.

Phillips Coffee was also the name of a road bicycle racing team sponsored by the company.

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021