Canadian Mugging

When you put someone at gunpoint and force them to take your own money.

"Did you hear about Jerry being involved in a Canadian Mugging? He just got like 200 dollars for free!"

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Canadian Handshake

An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.

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When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head

It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole

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she gave me a canadian bar spoon bud

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When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.

Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.

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When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

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Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.

John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain

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