Brown-crown

The ring of shit left behind after anal penetration if ass not cleaned out properly. The way to become the king of poo.

ah, forgot my condom. gonna have a brown crown in the morning.

I'm the king, sitting on my throne with a brown crown on my head.

by Tom Maggs November 26, 2004

brown volcanoe

When a guy shits into a girls pussy and she quifs. The explosion is called a brown volcanoe.

Man did you see that bitch after she brown volcanoed?

by popper1994 March 31, 2009

Brown Out

When one is engaged in anal sex and as they are thrusting in and out of their partner's anus they look down and notice some shit on their dick. Suddenly the energy and desire for anal sex is diminished greatly to the point of becoming semi-erect.

Jim: Dude, I so pumped last night. I had a hard-on that wouldn't quit and I was fucking Jane's ass. Then I noticed my cock was coming out dirty and I just lost it. Started going limp. Lost my drive. What a bummer.
Bo: Damn, bro. Total brown out!

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

brown eye

butt hole

barry likes to stick his penis in paul's brown eye

by adam schilling November 10, 2002

Chris Brown

to beat the shit out of someone

dont make me go Chris Brown on you!

by LauraWilde February 11, 2009

Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.

When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo

by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

brown sombrero

Defecating on your partner's head while receiving a hummer. This move is achieved facing away from your partner while on top. Facing the other way results in a brown bow-tie.

Jethro slipped me a laxative that kicked in while Sherry and I were 69ing and she was giving me a hummer and I couldn't help giving her a brown sombrero!

by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009