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Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.
Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.
by DirtySanCHAS69 December 13, 2018
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White Bread

An incredibly basic or boring person that brings nothing to the table in everyday life or conversation.

Someone you really don't want to be friends with.

Synonym: Mayo
Abbreviation: WB
"These girls I work with at my new job are the worst" -Jules
"Why?" -AP
"They're sooooo boring, just some straight up White Bread bitches.
by Snaplatts May 3, 2018
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Bread

Specifically money, mostly used in the gay community.
Jackson : I heard Josh has a lot of bread
Brandon : I know , ever since he gained all that bread , he likes to he called faguette .
by eobsda January 2, 2017
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louisiana corn bread

"Louisiana Corn Bread" is done during sexual intercourse when the male partner cracks an egg in the female partners coochie along with adding corn bread mix. Then, the male partner mixes the corn bread up and ejaculates into the batter. This is then baked in the oven and enjoyed with dinner.

Also referred to as "Bobo's Batter" and "Mama's secret
Example: "I'm gonna make some Louisiana Corn Bread of your insides!"
by libtardslayer69420 December 1, 2020
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banana bread

its a shifting save word and its cool
- im gonna use banana bread tonight

- cool hope u have a good shifting session
by hdhxhdhdndj January 6, 2021
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Getting some bread

When someone stands up and walks over to the adult table to retrieve a pita/sour dough/nan/bagel and or any other bread varieties , thus they are “getting some bread”
by Cohen Coolstra June 23, 2023
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Bread belly

The feeling of over eating. Often caused by quick intake of bread and/or other high carbohydrates foods. Border line indigestion
(After eating a chip butty) ughhh... I’ve got bread belly!
by Grace678 June 4, 2018
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