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Brandon

Brandon asked my friends for nudes he’s a dick.
by T3rm01 July 16, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is an absolute asshole who never stops getting on your nerves.He thinks he’s a roadman and will torment you for your entire life. He is the type of boy who will randomly try to beat you up but never can. He is so two faced and has disgusting habits. He will never get a girlfriend at this rate.
friend 1 Ew look it’s a rat.

Oh never mind it’s brandon.
friend 2 I hate Brandon he is definitely a drug dealer.
by Local nice person July 18, 2019
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Brandon(Asexual)

A Brandon(Asexual) is a person who is in love with Cars. And he will be the only person to help you when you need help with cars. Also since he is asexual he doesn’t have any girl problems and only focuses on his future.
You: Hey is that Brandon(Asexual) ?
Friend: Yea that’s him
You: I need to ask him something about a car.
Friend: Yea he is good for that
by ZavalaShouldveDied November 24, 2020
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Bronson'd

Worthy of a beat-down in the manner of the exemplary American Badass, Charles Bronson.
"Man, girls who wear those UGGs with jean minis should get Bronson'd in the throat"
by Telecustom April 7, 2008
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fulk, brandon

fulk is some gay guy that goes to highschool and likes boys
by jon h May 4, 2004
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brandon hall

Is a very wealthy person who loves cock. Has many fortunes and lives only on resorts. Always says he is broke but its a lie. Money is of no object to him. His besties names always start with B or M!
by Me awsome December 4, 2013
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Brandon

A fuck nugget that is very mean to girls
That guy is chatting shit about gender equality to those girls over there, what a Brandon
by Pollo1134 June 21, 2016
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