ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.

my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick

by r.i.v May 8, 2023

luna's boyfriend

luna's boyfriend is yeonjun

luna's boyfriend

by yjsgf April 14, 2021

Boyfriend

a Man, who will cherish you. He would wake up in the middle of the night if you asked for cuddles. He'd let you sleep in his chest while he plays with your hair. If anything happens to you, he will protect you. He will do everything in his power to make you happy. If he doesn't care about your happiness, he isn't a good boyfriend.

Me: Boyfriends are the best, Mine is so amazing!

by That One Tae Girl April 26, 2022

National send your boyfriend an ass pic day

Send yo mans some cheeks

Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national send your boyfriend an ass pic day what do I do?

Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!

by definitely not ira March 7, 2021

Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

by ibeslangin February 2, 2021