April 14th

The day where you have to kiss or cuddle with you’re partner.

John: hey it’s april 14th

Samantha: well come and kiss me!

by Purplepeopleproducepoop April 10, 2022

April 22

april 22nd is tell one of your friends to come over then when they do you have to kiss them

person 1: hey wanna come over today/tonight
person 2: sure

person 2 arrives

person 1: ok lets go to my bed
person 2: mk
person 1: starts kissing person 2
person 2 kisses back
its april 22nd❤️🥵

by Harder-daddy💦🥵 April 22, 2021

april 20

its hitler's birthday dumbasses n if u go out n get high that day and celebrate you are a motherfucking neo nazi

hey its hitler's birthday

by niglet4lyf May 1, 2005

April Shower

Reverse bukkake. When several women stand over a man, and squirt onto his face. The man must keep the ejaculate on his face and be humiliated.

Did you see "See Her Squirt 281"? 5 girls gave a lucky bastard an april shower.

by tmas the lemur May 2, 2011

dirty april

The kind of girl you walk in on pegging your dad. She’s half his age and doesn’t miss a balls deep stroke as she asks if you would like to join them.

Walked in on this dirty April freek giving it to my dad last week. Haven’t been able to sleep since. Probably need therapy.

by Doriangrey73 September 30, 2017

april 11

April 11th is the day the most determined, smartest, self centered people are born. 84% of all people born on this day only think about them selves!

Boy-I'm so amazing everyone loves me
Girl-no one likes you

~~~~~~
(Girl go talks to other boy)
Girl-what's his problem

Boy- April 11th
Girl- ohh

by Kmaisey85 May 20, 2018

April 28th

National be a dumb shit with your homies day. Normally you and the homies will hang out and go somewhere and do dumb shit. Afterwards, you will all get horny in a separate room and “use the bathroom.” Then you will send a dick pick to the cutest girl you can find that you know personally on social media.

Girl: Hey boo, April 28th was the best, I saw you’re huge dick and you’re gonna have to wait for tonight!
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*

by Squigga02 December 7, 2019