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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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When you have a stain around your lips like you just drank a glass of Kool-Aid. Or her lip stick on the skin surrounding her lips. Or her filter isn’t lining up with her lips giving her the appearance she just drank a glass of Kool-Aid.
When the filter don’t cover your lips right, it looks like you got a Kool-Aid Smile.
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Ai-AIDS

Artificial intelligence induced autoimmune disease. When your immune system attacks your neuralink chip. The resulting symptoms may require you to take immunosuppressants as to not be attacked by your own immune system.
Steven got AI-AIDS and can’t leave his house anymore
by Naazax May 15, 2023
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My dog recently came out the closet And danny devito and the goverment are after me.
Shit! Danny devito ate my cat food again thats for my cat name

Gregor that has ECONOMIC AIDS
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bob ross lost 10 billoin crabs in Alaska
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Fifa Aids

maqwell language. means conceding a goal in the 90th minute
Person 1: DAMNIT i just scored on in the 90th minute
Person 2: that's called Fifa Aids!
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