Button Butter

waxy hairy deep cave dwelling gob of lard like substance reeking of wet band aids and buffalo sauce. Often found stewing in the pungent oniony smelling naval cavities of the obese species.

one day upon exiting the shower, I observed a large gob of hairey button butter crawling its way out of my boyfriends cavernous belly button, he then proceeded to fling sling and sniff. smells like wet band aids and burnt vinegar.

by sally stankfinger April 5, 2016

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butter reader

person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.

I wish that butter reader would move, I want to get some ice cream!

by TV's Katie January 22, 2021

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butter girl

“Butter rags ,dip that thang in nere.Dip, it dip it, dip it,(eats)now I’m telling y’all dis combo SMACK “

-butter girl

by That gurl with duh fat as- let November 23, 2021

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Bong Butter

That black shit left over from smoking a bowl

I just got done scraping the bong butter out of my bowl so we can smoke it. We are going to be so fucked up.

by Gingerroot April 12, 2022

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Butter Glove

The act of covering one's hand in butter, and then ferociously giving a hand job to one's self, or someone else.

Alex: Yo Dave, What's with the stained pants?

Dave: Oh man! That's just butter.

Alex: Man, how the fuck did you get butter on your pants?

Dave: Bro, my girlfriend just butter gloved me so hard!

by ItsHunterBTF November 20, 2013

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