by The goat yeaaa December 13, 2022

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
by r.i.v May 8, 2023

The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
by Someone For Target Prastice November 23, 2016

Daughter: Daddy...
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.
by READIT!!! March 3, 2018

Girlfriend: guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!
Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!
by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021
