Your mom

I fucked her last night

Joe: Hey have you seen your mom lately
Tim: No why
Joe: Cause I fucked her last night

by CykoGhost July 14, 2022

your mom

an amazing person, love her so much. tell your mom i miss her

your mom is the best person in the whole world

by heyiguesslolzies November 27, 2021

Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.

Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-

by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023

your mom

Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.

Friend: What time is it?
Me: Your mom

by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017

Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.

Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"

by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022

Your mom

Verb: Your mom means that theres a pig amongst us... a fat bitch... which is, you guessed it, your mom

Your mom is so fat, when she fell, i didnt laugh. but the floor cracked up!

by FRMac December 19, 2022

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022