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Your mom

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!
by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014
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Your mom
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Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.
Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.
by mister83e February 4, 2015
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the woman who every single person on xbox live banged
i just banged your mom

your mom is a hoe, i banged her
by jbur23 March 8, 2015
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What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school
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Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her
Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)
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YOUR NAN

Person1:what time is it.

Person2:YOUR NAN
by WAGGY MAN May 18, 2018
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