Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on

Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.

by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021

septic tank whale

A person who is loving and confident in their body. They are always full of joy. Everyone loves to be around them.

That girl over there is one hot septic tank whale

by Nerdygamer557 November 19, 2023

Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

White Whale

Mschfs fucking event where they leaked everyones phone number and no one can solve its puzzle

Did ya get the white whale challenge? the white whale challenge was my favorite?!?!?!?!

by Im0ster October 6, 2020

Whale Blubber

A term to use when you have a lFrench roomate who doesn't understand much, and you really like to mess with

I'm as beatiful as a whale blubber!

by StupidFrenchDude October 18, 2018

Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.

"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"

by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018

Whale Shit

When you have a very big, diarrhea shit.

R{REDACTEDA}R whale shits on the rest of the stream

by Quick Raptor February 16, 2021