douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 January 8, 2009

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Whale

Your mom according to that one toxic kid in game voice chat

Your mom is a whale

by 87t6hhjm9j9 February 14, 2021

saving the whales

Watching porn.

From PornHub's pledge to donate a penny to the cause for every 2,000 views.

Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.

by debren27 September 17, 2016

Sperm Whale

An Obese promiscuous woman

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick

by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024

Whale

1. Ex wife
2. My penis
3. Underwater faggot.

1. My ex wife went on a cruise ship to look for whales, at the end of the day she looked in the mirror and saw one.
2. Guy1: Bro is your whale hard again | Me: No, it’s naturally like that.
3. The whale couldn’t move, and drowned underwater. He also ate many fishes before death. What a faggot.

by Christopher Villarreal December 10, 2021

fat whale

maddie ramsay

maddie ramsay is a fat whale

by natalie newman March 13, 2022