Person 1:"Haha, your family tree LGBT! "
Person 2: "Don't make me say it..."
Person 1: "You wouldn't fuckin dare..."
Person 2: "Your family reunion a homosexual communion"
*Space and time warps until it envelopes the very existence of person 1*
Person 2: "Don't make me say it..."
Person 1: "You wouldn't fuckin dare..."
Person 2: "Your family reunion a homosexual communion"
*Space and time warps until it envelopes the very existence of person 1*
by Bkmtex April 12, 2018
Get the ur family reunion a homosexual communionmug. Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy
*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy
*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*
by Not Giant Dad May 17, 2018
Get the ur granny pappy a trappy slappymug. A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom
Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
Their mom
Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
by My Pussy Wagon is a minivan September 18, 2016
Get the things to do in ur buddy's roommug. What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"
by wasabi in my bootyhole May 10, 2018
Get the ur dog sucked on my logmug. It December 4th fuck ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
by National days998 November 16, 2020
Get the National fuck ur ex daymug. John : Ur mum gay
Mike: Ur dad les
John: Ur granny Tranny
Mike: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Mike: Ur family tree LGBT
John:(Breaks leg)
John: I’ll do it
Mike: u wouldn’t
John: Ur mum got a big thumb
Mike: (gets disintegrated into oblivion to nvr be seen again)
Mike: Ur dad les
John: Ur granny Tranny
Mike: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Mike: Ur family tree LGBT
John:(Breaks leg)
John: I’ll do it
Mike: u wouldn’t
John: Ur mum got a big thumb
Mike: (gets disintegrated into oblivion to nvr be seen again)
by Joltlit May 25, 2018
Get the Ur mum got a big thumbmug. Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.
Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese
Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.
Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese
Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.
by KetchupDubai December 2, 2018
Get the ur niece smell like cheesemug.