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Thomas

Hes a real thomas
by Borris Johnson 11111111111 November 26, 2019
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Thomas

Thomas is a child with a magnum dong (10 inches or more) who gets crushed on by dumb bitches (only one dumb bitch tho)
Woman: Damn that’s a fat cock!
Thomas: Damn right!
by Jackson Adams April 21, 2020
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Thomas

by HolyCross2016 December 21, 2024
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Ken Thomas

Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.

Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.

Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.

You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.

Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.

You're a Ken Thomas!

That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024
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Thomas

Thomas the man of all men with the smallest penis. Super attractive and funny but such a disappointment when he drops his drawers. Ladies feel bad for him to say the least. If you’re dating a Thomas just be prepared to not feel a thing.
Wow that “Thomas” sure has a small dick.
by Choo choo Thomas October 25, 2019
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Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same
by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021
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Thomas Steinkamp

Thomas Steinkamp has a 69 inch dick and is always sticking his giant dick in hot girls vaginas and always gets head from hot girls
by Koby is an ass September 20, 2018
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