No pfp theory

Online profiles lacking a profile picture (PFP) or content are primarily used by cowards to troll and post egregious comments, as the anonymity prevents their hateful actions from being traced back to their real identity.

Account with no profile photo: “ You’re a fat, ugly bitch”
Other users in response: “that guy confirms the no PFP theory”

by Loki0666 December 4, 2025

Jayden Theory

Your classic beta male, sits on the internet being angry all day. This is often due to a total lack of sexual or romantic partners, jaydens will usually not even have friends.
They are tiny and insignificant, which is often mirrored in their genitalia.

‘That Jayden sure is proving the Jayden Theory correct!’

by LolUMadJayden December 4, 2025

Hex theory

When hexonidemo is in the Xbox party and he ruins every video game he plays by draining all the fun from it with his sense of “humor” and overall lack of skill

“Don’t invite hex to the party haven’t you heard of the hex theory?”

by Chud exterminator December 5, 2025

Spencer Theory

The phenomenon when a person hates a set of people, not based on race or any form of proper identification, only to simply hate.

“Spencer Theory is real for the Xbox party.”

by WilliamYB December 6, 2025

black strat theory

used as a term that describes bad guitarists. it collides with the fact that the black strat is a very popular beginner guitar.

you see someone playing badly on a black stratocaster, hence comes the black strat theory.

by agoust092 December 8, 2025

septum ring theory

the idea that only beautiful, intelligent women wear septum rings.

oh wow, she’s gorgeous and has a septum ring! septum ring theory strikes again.

by chrollo lusilfer December 11, 2025

Quavora theory

The Quavora theory is a cultural concept postulating that the "present day" began on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, named after the birth date of rapper Quavo + "-ra" suffix (from the word "era"). This theory suggests that significant societal milestones, cultural shifts, and innovations in music, fashion, and technology began to unfold from this date onward. Followers of the theory, commonly called "Quavorian", believe that this date marks not just a personal milestone for Quavo, but a pivotal moment in pop culture, symbolizing a new era in artistic expression and identity. The theory binds together elements of music fandom, nostalgia, and the impact of hip-hop culture on social dynamics, advocating that Quavo's influence serves as a metaphorical starting point for contemporary trends in various aspects of life.

As a proud Quavorian, I always celebrate Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 as the day the present day truly began; after all, the Quavora theory reminds us that Quavo's birthday is not just a personal milestone, but a cultural turning point that shaped modern music and style.

by Emotional Cruiser December 12, 2025