Pipe dream

Neil Josten is a pipe dream and not a hallucination

By: Andrew Minyard

"You were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs"

"I'm not a hallucination,” Neil said, nonplussed. “You are a pipe dream,” Andrew said.” “Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”

by Evlabia January 22, 2022

prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

by Dik hed July 29, 2017

magic pipe

A large male penis that females love so much they wouldn't leave you.

I gave that hoe the magic pipe, and now she doesn't want to leave me

by Thehardcunt November 7, 2017

Pipe

Slang for handgun

“ Now I get that feeling
Something ain't right
I look to my right
And I'm like, damn
There go that flexin' nigga
He wavin' his pipe” - King Von, Crazy Story pt. 3

by DrillLoreLord April 21, 2021

got you in the pipe

Maybe you’ve heard ‘viper’s got you in the pipe, tuve-by-five’ if you play ape sex(apex). Got you in the pipe means you are being aimed at accurately, or perfectly lined up(with missile or weapons like that)

Viper: viper’s got you in the pipe!
Jack cooper: I’m gonna kill you and then your daughter.

by Juzobamboozled February 1, 2022

West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.

Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot

by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024

Full Pipes

An innate desire to make sweet harmonious love to her lady parts in a style indicative of master slayer Wesley Pipes.

'Make it nasty' - Wes P.

"Mate, she's giving me the 'I'm gonna milk your balls dry look. So, watch me strap that pussy, and let me wreck it like a crash dummy - full Pipes style".

by Wes P. November 9, 2021