pack the electoral college

The only way Trump can win the 2020 election is if he can pack the electoral college to his advantage and win.

The terminology stems from "pack the supreme court" which is basically adding more justices to the supreme court to make the outcome decision in favor to the packer.

In "packing the electoral college" the packer basically packs more electoral college votes into the states that they won to the point where they have the required majority to win the election.

Trump: "We lost all the law suit cases Rudy. Now what? What are we going to do? "
Rudy Giuliani: "We still have one option remaining so that we can still win. "
Trump: "What option is that?"
Rudy Giuliani: "We pack the electoral college with electoral votes in the states we won, until we have the majority to be called the winners."

by MST3K I like November 24, 2020

Apollo’s Fanny pack

A term denoting what would be Apollo’s belt on a fit man. The fat under the belly button and above the penis. This is similar to a gock but not so big. The fat mans cum gutters so to speak.

“Honey, you are getting some fat above your wiener!”

“Yeah, that’s just my Apollo’s Fanny Pack.”

by junco April 12, 2021

Belarusian Jet Pack

Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet Pack will make all NATO members cower in fear as Belarusian soldiers spin at Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

by Flat tire August 4, 2023

fanny pack fucker

Fanny pack fuckers are tourists that visit lame towns that THEY think are cool. (:

"OMG look at that fanny pack fucker over there!"

*looks at guy with fanny pack taking pictures.

"What a fanny pack fucker."

by NiaMurder February 8, 2009

Bowl Pack Princess

A pot smoker who is incapable of rolling joints or blunts, thereby limiting them to bowls, pipes or bongs as there preferred smoking device.

She's been smoking weed for 10 years, but doesn't know how to roll a blunt!? She's a bowl pack princess.

by PhallenAinjewl December 3, 2016

Packing some heat

When a male has a particularly large penis.

"I got with this dude last night, and let me tell you. He was packing some heat"

by Kittenlitter May 30, 2017

badly packed donner

A very unattractive vagina resembling the great 'I'm pissed, let's get a donner kebab (being drunk is the only way you can physically eat a donner kebab anyway)'

When she pulled down her panties I could see she had a vagina like a badly packed donner!

by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006