where one has a longing for pooping so much they make their entire life out to be some what of a shit fest and tell everyone about how much they love to shit. They have many fecal matter smeared all over the toilet and sometimes deny that they have to poop and then laugh in front of less fortunate people that don't have to poop at the time. Many people with pooping syndrome get diagnosed by their selves in their own home. The leftover people with the pooping syndrome tend to believe that they are in fact the shit and tell everyone that until they are diagnosed by a highly skilled professional: AKA a proctologist. Many people dont relate to people with pooping syndrome because of one or more of the following facts about the people with pooping syndrome:
1. pooping syndrome people often dont wash their hands after they wipe, whether they get any fecal matter on their hands or not.
2. pooping syndrome people definitely have to poop in public places often(part of the syndrome) and fart very loud when doing so.
3. people with the syndromE also plan their poops and most of them hate to poop at home unless there are a lot of people around. Most of the time they just have to migrate the the most populated areas and take a shadoobie just to get their poop out and be inappropriate with their farting.
4. people with this syndrome also tend to have wet farts a lot aka THE SHART.
5. they also fart on their hands as much as they can and then prepare food and shove pre-poops into their mouths with their dirty hands.
2. pooping syndrome people definitely have to poop in public places often(part of the syndrome) and fart very loud when doing so.
3. people with the syndromE also plan their poops and most of them hate to poop at home unless there are a lot of people around. Most of the time they just have to migrate the the most populated areas and take a shadoobie just to get their poop out and be inappropriate with their farting.
4. people with this syndrome also tend to have wet farts a lot aka THE SHART.
5. they also fart on their hands as much as they can and then prepare food and shove pre-poops into their mouths with their dirty hands.
by the scene queen October 22, 2009
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Get the tufts syndrome mug.grinding syndrom (noun)-also known as g-syndrom (can be derived from the verb known as grinding- which is a thrusting action of the knees and hips up and down against another individual) : defined as aches and pain in thighs as well as calves after a night of grinding against up another individual which in some cases can be named a grinding pole
Symptoms of G-Syndrom include: intensive, aching pain in the thighs and calves, inability to sit down properly, inability to walk properly, having to maneouver slowly, slow actions are required - if one persists to sit or walk fast there will be painful consequences
Cure: relax your leg for a week, no grinding
Symptoms of G-Syndrom include: intensive, aching pain in the thighs and calves, inability to sit down properly, inability to walk properly, having to maneouver slowly, slow actions are required - if one persists to sit or walk fast there will be painful consequences
Cure: relax your leg for a week, no grinding
The aftermath of a night of grinding up against another person all night long. Intensive Pain in the thigh and calves. Not being able to sit down without a sharp pain in the leg? You know you have grinding syndrom
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person 2: i was but my mom forgot. she has goldfish syndrome
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