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valentine's juice

Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".
She said she was on her period, but that didn't stop me from serving up some valentine's juice.
by tacobama June 4, 2016
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Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying
Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!
by Chill28 October 28, 2020
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Fettle juice

When you take a little bit of all the alcohol in your parents house and mix it together, usually adding some juice or squash. Drinking it leads someone to fettel which means throwing up everywhere
Dave: hey have you got any drink

Jim: all I've got left is some Fettle juice
by Cayitr_jr June 21, 2018
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work juice

A mixture of juice or coffee with alcohol hidden in a Starbucks or other commercial type container disguised as a normal drink to be consumed at work.
I was not going to survive this meeting but luckily John brought us all work juice to make it through.
by KFed86 July 18, 2019
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apricot juice

I want to drink your apricot juice.
by Sweaty balls September 25, 2016
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Cow juice

by moxxis left January 22, 2020
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juice weasle

Small gardening tool with three metal hook shaped prongs to kill with
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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