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Nog Tard

Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...
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tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.
Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
by Litaker July 8, 2011
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Tard

A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.
"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer
by Elvira of the dark August 29, 2011
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Butter Tard

a fool who smells bad and has butter pits frome ating too many butter tarts. Usually can't spell and makes lots of typos due to the fact their fat fingers are coated in butter tart.
This butter tard ate all my butter tards.
by mrpeepeplace October 8, 2023
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tard

to describe a reatard
they probs bi polar
describes ppl who are idiots or morons
or retards
or someone white and trans
guy 1: "you see that guy?"
guy 2: "yea he looks like a tard"
by cuck321 October 12, 2023
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CS-tard

A word associated with people, usually Indians who are obsessed over getting admission into IIT CS (Computer Science Branch), typically from the more prestigious IIT's like IIT Bombay, IIT Delhi etc. These people have often little to no interest in Computer Science or Software, but obsess over getting a degree and job in it only because of the status and money that comes with it and also because of Societal, Family and Peer Pressure and Standards. The Money is usually referred to as a "Package" i.e. an annual salary which is usually high if you graduate from these major institutions. Although CStards imagine them getting a good package, they never think more of the future, except a few exceptions who might think about "investing" in the future, which is a vague term in itself.

Can also be used for non-Indians who are generally over-obsessed with Computer Science, AI etc. Without having much knowledge of it.

Other names include Softwaretard, Comptard and AI-tard.
Person 1 : Did you hear Vihaan got a 25 lakh package in TCS?

Person 2: Yeah, I did, but it's no use anyways, he will still be drowning in debt from the cost of living in the major IT Hubs and car loans, home loans, family expenditure etc.

Person 3: He hasn't planned much more the future, does he seriously expect to stay in this job for the rest of his life? What a CS-tard!
by AlexKarston October 29, 2023
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/k/tard

A user of the /k/ firearm board on 4chan.
/k/tard - "you can fit a 50. BMG round inside a 12 gauge"
random user - "cool story you /k/tard"
by Dick's Stealers October 30, 2023
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