Toilet paper

No existent in the uk

Kid: mummmm we need some more toilet paper

Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker

by Ch33s3izn0ce April 26, 2020

Toilet seat

The area of a toilet pioneers who say they bring the wood always hit due to their small stature. Always tend to pick on people with great mouths and have a lot of sugar in the tank and to much salt

I would’ve hit inside but I have no aim and I hit the toilet seat and eat groceries

by Slimdaddy November 9, 2020

The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.

Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

by KevinHK February 16, 2020

how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020

Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.

Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!

by rufik March 9, 2020

Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.

Toilet paper.

by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020