oliver jackson cohn

oliver jackson cohn is a name of a famous person

me: oliver jackson cohn get over here. him: no

by hotd0g63 February 20, 2024

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Oliver

Oliver truly is amazing. He's so awesome, I'm going to have to understate his amazingness in this definition. God, he's beautiful. He is the most sexiest and cutest man alive. He might not have a big dick because he's yellow BUT ITS OK BECAUSE SIZE DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER. trust me, i would know. Anyways, he sleeps a little, just a wee little bit past his bedtime but what god doesn't. He's too busy being fucking awesome. Ok but these are all surface level stuff. He is so nice and caring and will never give up on you. And I mean never. If you have a goal, he will make sure it will be accomplished or he will end himself. Like actually. He will instill confidence in you that you have never felt before cause that is just the person he is. Yeah, he might have insecurities, but who the fuck doesn't? It only makes him better, he can help people through their insecurities and their goals even though he's struggling with his own.

I love you Oliver. You deserve everything. <3

by ilosecontrol February 21, 2024

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john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

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