mountain taco

Naked women encountered in the woods

I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.

by Mateo El Bando De Campo October 15, 2017

The Mountain Lake

When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.

I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.

by BellsBeach1303 October 12, 2020

Candy Mountain

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.

“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”

by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023

mountain pie

A cream pie, but in the woods, amongst nature.

“Yeah bro I took that bitch camping and gave her a mountain pie lmao”

“Wow sick bro”

by mtpieluvr June 24, 2021

Mountain

The base of your boob

Whoa look at that mountain!!

by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018

mountains of caucuses

It refers to a white person because they are mutations and come from nowhere. So when a white person tells you to go back to where you came from you tell them...

Go back to the mountains of caucuses bitchhhh

by Coolyourbeansdude April 8, 2023

Cocoa Mountain

Facedown ass up explosion of diarrhea

That girl was buck naked on the floor and had a Cocoa Mountain.

by Axemore April 18, 2020